Despeate housewives!!!!!!
looks quite bimbotically funny! :)
let's get to something more funny (it's advertisement now)
Today was my...
err...
supposedly last day teaching in Pasir Ris Primary School!
and it coincides with my second learning journy!
went to zoo with 3b quite long ago
and today
SNOW CITY WITH 1A!
yeas!
1A! u read it right!
haha...
can u imagine primary 1 kids looking fat but actually their fat content is super duper low...
the next qn will be, how can they survive in cold environment...
simple
they juz dont
...
they are primary 1
too little
too small
too cold
so... can u imagine one mighty Joe with 240 primary kids at Snow City?
haha...
no no no
u r only imagining about 50 ppl there...
i meant 240... not 50...
so yeah...
Mighty Joe will be Average Joe (let me elaborate this on the next post) if therere are 240 p1 kids n one Joe...
lucky me there were other teachers too...
but yeah...
even 30 kids turn out to be pretty...
hazardous...
lol
okay
so
first of all
is the ultimate task of...
putting on gloves n jacket for them...
oh...
and zipping the jacket
lol..
they look so fragile...
i scared i break their arm when i help them put on gloves...
lol
then comes the jacket..
how do i zip n button...for little girls? -.-
then... there happen to be this little boy that were in shorts... so he rented a pants...
yeah...
the people there said...
with shorts u r not allowed to play the slides...
so yeah...
the tempereature inside the fridge (snow city) was -10 degree....
cold huh
and the cute thing is this
the kids...
knows how to fall well
i'm not joking you
really really really
they juz fall
and fall again
and fall again
and more and more till i get damn bored
they juz dunno how to get up u noe...
one same person fall like few times in front of me
like those in the american funniest videos...
it'll be funny if one person falls....
but...
240 ppl...
fall and fall...
if i laugh, i'll be the odd one out =S
so yeah...
then i couldnt take the heat (or... do you call it... cold?)
i went out...
then every other time got ppl ask me to help them put on helmet, gloves, jacket...
i was a babysitter! quite fun lar :D
then got this boy...
"mr tan, guo jing dropped his pants and cannot move inside"
i tot... wad? haha... another nonsense (maybe not nonsense... more like senseless... since it's not in purpose :p)
then when i was walking in... i saw that guo jing...
true enough...
not moving... stoned at his place...
i talked to him "you okay"
he didnt move an inch...
but he vibrates an mm...
like AC n not DC...
so yeah...
i brought him out of the fridge (brought here is not walk side by side... he cant move rmb? )
then yeah...
when i was outside...
i realised that...
he wasnt wearing pants..
THAT TIME I RMB THAT HE DROP THE PANTS...
lol...
and yeah..
he looked like he was about to die...
frozen to the bits...
got him a hot milo...
which was fuming hot (98degree.. fuming but not boiling)
which...
he happily spilled on my hand happily...
haha
long long day...
n yeah...
watchd USP dance performance...
not bad...
sis performd...
phew...
tmr...
shall be a good day...
nights kids...
orh...
bye kids...
mr tan gonna be johannes now